Somebody hates Canadians

Classified under: Canada,

I am a Japanese School teacher

Well not me personally, but a friend of mine on SRK.com currently resides in Japan and teaches there. Living the geek dream so it seems, but not all is perfect as seen in some of the stories shared on his online editorials:

So anyway, I get asked "bigu dikku" A LOT. Every 2-3 days in fact, which is amazing considering I got asked this question about 2-3 times *in my entire life* in America. Locker room jokes aside. How do you answer that anyway? To a 12-15 year old? I wave them off and say "No no no." Then they say "Oh, sumaru dikku?" (trans. "Small dick?") and OF COURSE that's wrong so I have to correct them. It's just a no-win stiuation.

Classified under: Japanese Teachers,


Blatent plug for Robot Chicken

If you haven't seen it. Go see it. Voltron gets served!

Classified under: Voltron, Robot Chicken,

Guide to Anal sex, aka the "Ass Fuck Conspiracy"

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I enjoy anal. Yes, I used to be a girl who said I'd never let anyone do anything to my ass. Yes, some ass-fucker got me with this plan. It took him a month (and many, many mind -blowing orgasms and naughty mid-day phone calls). No, I wasn't aware of "the plan" at the time; I figured out his evil conspiracy later and I deemed it the "ass fuck conspiracy," he laughed. Yes, we met on cl. Yes, we broke up. Yes, I was mad at him for turning me into an anal slut. Yes, I got over it. Yes, I ejaculate. No, I'm not looking for dates. Bye!

Classified under: Anal, Sex, Conspiracy

ZOOM QUILT AHOY!

Classified under: art,